Six o’clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin’ a bear’s manhood
By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can’t be late
‘Cause then I guess I just won’t get laid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made
It’s just another Manhood Monday
I’m happy it’s not Sunday
‘Cause that’s not my funday
My I don’t have to runday
It’s just another Manhood Monday
WHY DON'T WE MAKE A FACEBOOK GROUP FOR JUST ABOUT GODDAMN EVERYTHING HUH
triphop:
ALISON BECAME A FAN OF WHEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON WHEN I FLICK THE SWITCH
ALISON BECAME A FAN OF ITS ANNOYING WHEN I’M TRYING TO WRITE SOMETHING BUT THE MARKER DRIES OUT
ALISON BECAME A FAN OF THIS PAPERCUT HURTS LIKE A BITCH AND THERE ISN’T A SUITABLE SIZED BAND-AID TO COVER IT UP SO I’LL JUST HAVE TO LET IT HEAL OUT IN THE OPEN UGH
ALISON BECAME A FAN OF DEAR LORD I JUST CLOGGED THE TOILET DIDN’T I
ALISON BECAME A FAN OF IF WE GET 2,000,000 MEMBERS I’LL GO GET A STRING CHEESE
this made me laugh so hard
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The Flamingos - I Only Have Eyes for You
To The Bears
jambos6:
mrbenzadrine:
And bear lovers. Does anyone find it weird when a girl follows them? I always feel like they prolly followed me from a music or funny post. But once they scroll through I’m afraid I’ll traumatize them with all the bear peen. this was random. discuss.
*huggles loki* :P
Eh, a little… I try to post a well-balanced mix of bear peen and humor posts so people who want to follow me are prepared for anything by just checking a page or two of my tumblog, though I’ve occasionally noticed I’ll lose a follower or three on days when I start posting bear porn when I’ve been almost exclusively humor for a while. I feel kinda bad, but not bad enough to even put a warning up on my page. Honestly, it’s the internet. Be prepared for anything lol.
Around 26% of Chubarama readers are women. It would take a little more figuring to know how many of that 26% are actually regular readers but it’s not a tiny number at any rate.
cubfax:
huskymenlover:
how handsome he is.
(via designercub)
Thanks! Me 4 years ago.
That’s you, and the other below you on your tumblr is yours? i’m getting the vapors
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